nellie mckay sings "mother of pearl" and "if i had you"

Feminists don't have a sense of humor.

Feminists just want to be alone—boo hoo, hoo, hoo.

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors.

They have a tumor on their funny bone.

They say child molestation isn't funny—ha, ha, ha, ha.

Rape and degradation's just a crime—lighten up, ladies.

Rampant prostitution's sex for money—what's wrong with that?

Can't these chicks do anything but whine?

Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

Woo-hoo!

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da—

yeah, take it off.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum.

They say cheap objectification isn't witty—it's hot!

Equal work and wages worth the fight—

sing us a new one.

On-demand abortion every city—OK, but no gun control.

Won't these women ever get a life?

Feminists don't have a sense of humor—poor Hillary.

Feminists and vegetarians—make mine a Big Mac.

Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors.

They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham,

that's why these feminists just need to find a man.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

I'm Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message. Thank you. (Applause) Thank you. (Applause) Thank you.

I asked my mother, you know, should I say anything in support of anyone? And she said, "Oh no! Just dis everybody, except Ralph Nader."

(Laughter)

I could show the world how to smile,

I could be glad all of the while.

I could turn the gray skies to blue, if I had you.

I could leave the old days behind,

leave all my pals, I'd never mind.

I could start my life all anew, if I had you.

I could climb the snow-capped mountains,

sail the mighty ocean wide.

I could cross the burning desert, if I had you by my side.

I could be a king, dear, uncrowned, humble or poor, rich or renowned.

There is nothing I couldn't do, if I had you.

Thank you. Well, thank you so much.